A new pastor was visiting in the homes of his parishioners. At one
house it seemed obvious that someone was at home, but no answer
came to his repeated knocks at the door. Therefore, he took out a
card and wrote "Revelation 3:20" on the back of it and stuck it in
the door.
When the offering was processed the following Sunday, he found
that his card had been returned. Added to it was this cryptic
message, "Genesis 3:10."
Reaching for his Bible to check out the citation, he broke up in
gales of laughter. Revelation 3:20 begins "Behold, I stand at the
door and knock." Genesis 3:10 reads, "I heard your voice in the
garden and I was afraid for I was naked."
